Monstrous Meditations

My wife and I had planned to go out this past weekend and see Breaking Dawn – the latest movie in the Twilight juggernaut – but she came down with a little bug (and I say little bug in the same way that I’d say that Mt. Kilimanjaro is a little hill.

She’s on the mend now, and we’ll reschedule our wee trip to the movies for another day. Still, the very fact that we’re planning to see the movie sparked some thoughts that I find interesting. I recognize that you might not find them interesting, but that’s a chance I’m willing to take.

Here’s the short version of what I’ve been thinking: it seems to me that our cultural idea of monsters has evolved – and I think that’s a positive sign.

That was the short version. If I’ve piqued your interest, I’ll wait a moment while you grab some coffee and settle in for the long version. … … … All set? Are ya comfy? Ok, let’s see where my meandering thought train takes us.

It seems that monsters have enjoyed a bit of a resurgence lately. Even if you aren’t a card-carrying member of Team Edward-or-Jacob, you may have noticed just how much monster-related stuff is out there: books, TV shows, movies, games, comics, toys, t-shirts, breakfast cereals, etc.

But the fact is, monsters have been a part of our cultural landscape for millenia. Ghosts and goblins, dragons and giants, sea monsters waiting for sailors to wander too far from land… monsters have been part of our literature since the beginning of… well, literature. Beowulf, the Odyssey and Iliad, Anubis, Quetzalcoatl … our earliest writings are replete with monsters.

And with good reason: monsters served as warnings. From the scary story told to children to keep them in line, to the epic horror that awaits the evildoer, monsters were effective tools for behavior modification.

As you might have guessed, the word monster has its roots in Latin… monstrum is something that is outside the natural order. And it shares a root with the verbs monstro and moneo (“show” and “warn”, respectively – think of the English word “demonstrate”). So classically, a monster is something unnatural that serves as a warning.

However, as you may have read recently – say, in the short version of this post – the concept of monster has been evolving.

Historically, monsters are evil. It’s their nature. It’s not something they choose, it’s who they are. On an cellular, existential level, monsters exist to torment the rest of us.

Why is that? Because we made them that way.

Deep in our cultural DNA is the idea of Other. Whether you think of it as a result of our pack mentality, or a product of tribalism, or a residue of religious purity, we have a powerful tendency to split people into “us” and “them”. It doesn’t really happen on a conscious level, but it’s everywhere – and the context varies with our circumstance. The “us” can be our family, fans of our favorite team, citizens of our country, adherents to our religious group… in each of these arenas, we subconsciously relegate people into the “them” category. As a result, we subconsciously (and sometimes even consciously) see these others as inferior in some way.

We justify this effortlessly. We call it in-group loyalty, or supporting our team, or patriotism, or faithfulness – which weakens those terms considerably. When we say that doing bad to “them” is equal to doing good for “us”, we are participating in one of humanity’s oldest pastimes: infrahumanization – a fancy word for the idea that our ingroup is somehow more human than any other group.

Infrahumanization is the root of many of our evils: genocide, racism & sexism (and many other isms), discrimination, bullying, class warfare, political stupidity… the list goes on. It’s not just saying “We’re number 1!” It’s actually believing that “we” are inherently better than “they” – and thinking (and acting) accordingly.

And here’s the rub: we have no control over most of the things that separate “us” from “them.”

Psychologist and experimental theologian Richard Beck calls it moral luck. Author Rachel Held Evans calls it the cosmic lottery. Some call it chance – others call it providence. However you look at it, we had no say in the major factors that make up most of the causes of “otherness”. We didn’t choose our parents or the gender of our birth. We didn’t choose our skin color or ethnic identities. We didn’t choose where we were born, or which religion was predominant in our geography, or how much money our family had when we came on the scene, or whether our parents were “good” people. We were born when and where and how and to whom we were born… and that was that.

From this concept, we developed the idea of monsters. Since there aren’t that many real differences between us, we needed to find ways to rationalize our demonization of the “others” – so we actually made demons of them. We made creatures who are inherently evil as a way of distinguishing “them” from “us”. Monsters are analogs of “others”. Think of it as a societal defense mechanism. We don’t need to feel guilty about hating “them” because they deserve our hatred – simply by virtue of their existance.

This idea went along smoothly… for centuries.

And then, gradually, changes started to appear in our societal landscape. The roots of this change go back to the Enlightenment, but the momentum for the change really picked up in the 1950s.

When WWII ended, there was an enormous cultural upheaval – and its echoes continue to reverberate. Rock and roll, the rise of the Civil Rights and anti-war movements, the Summer of Love and the Sexual Revolution, Watergate and the resultant changes in our view of government, the boom and bust bubbles of our economy, environmental consciousness, the Information Age, globalization… on and on and on. So many epic changes in such a relatively short period of time – these changes impacted virtually every aspect of our society.

Our view of monsters wasn’t exempt from these changes. Previously monsters were objects of fear and loathing simply because they existed. Suddenly, that’s not the case. Monsters were still to be feared, but they also deserved to be understood.

Look at King Kong… sure, we had to kill him. But on a very real level, it was our fault. We went to his island and kidnapped him. We brought him to our land to be humiliated and tortured. He was just being him. Consider Godzilla… sure, we needed to bring out the big guns to protect our cities from him, but it was our fault that he existed at all. He wouldn’t have been a problem if we hadn’t been messing with nuclear forces that we didn’t understand.

Then we move forward into our time… our monsters wouldn’t even be recognizeable to folks from previous eras. Trace the chain from Lon Chaney’s Wolf Man to Michael J. Fox’s Teen Wolf to Taylor Lautner’s Jacob. Follow the line from Bela Lugosi’s Dracula to David Boreanaz’s Angel to Robert Pattinson’s Edward. Couldn’t be much more different…

We’ve even changed the origins of these monsters. In the past, monsters were cursed, or the result of some malevolent occult practice, or the product of some twisted black magic. Now, it’s biology. Werewolves and vampires aren’t cursed – they simply have a disease that’s trasmitted by a bite… like rabies or malaria. Zombies aren’t summoned by some evil necromantic ritual – they’re the result of a plague, or chemical warfare.

So they aren’t cursed. They aren’t inherently monstrous at their core. It’s no longer who they are that’s evil… it’s what they do. And this is a HUGE difference. It means that, like us, they can choose to be bad… or they can choose to be good.

As a result of this conceptual evolution, it’s no longer a “good” thing to hate monsters simply because they exist. Now we’re forced to judge them by what they do – or don’t do.

This is a very good thing.

Remember, monsters are analogs for “others”. In the past, it was acceptable (or at least understandable) behavior to hate “others” simply for their “otherness”. Infrahumanization was commonplace. Even the US Constitution codified just how much less human a slave was than a free person. And it continues. Consider the treatment of minorities, women, immigrants, the disabled, the mentally ill, the homeless, the LGBT community, Muslims, either the Tea Party or the Occupy folks (depending on which side you’re on), etc. etc. etc. We are still woefully ignorant and stupid in the way we treat “others.”

But there has been progress. There are growing pockets of people who are choosing to see “others” differently, who are trying to put a stop to infrahumanization. We’re starting to see reactions to some of the hatred that comes from religious fundamentalism (on both sides of the Atlantic). We’re starting to see attempts to lessen the vitriolic rhetoric on both sides of our political landscape. We’re starting to see calls to lower the volume of the childish shrieking coming from talk radio and cable “news” pundits. We’re starting to see “other” people as people.

We aren’t done, by any stretch of the imagination. Society’s narrative is informed by our monster stories, but there is a time lag there. And there is still significant resistance. Look at our national conversation about bullying. We have some people who are putting some serious effort into the noble goal of eradicating bullying – or at least working to protect our children from it. But we also have people who are working just as hard to preserve their heritage of bullying by appealing to religious freedom or free speech.

I don’t think we’ll ever get rid of irrational hatred altogether – we’re still human. But a quick look at American history shows that these kinds of changes are possible. In general, America has changed for the good. For the most part, we don’t burn witches. Slavery is mostly gone. Women can vote. Institutionalized workplace discrimination is increasingly illegal. Certainly other parts of the world are behind in many of these areas, and we still have a long way to go, but progress has been made.

That gives me hope.

And there we are. Lots of thoughts (that I, at least, find interesting!) that were sparked by the fact that my wife and I at some point are going to feed even more money to the Twilight beast. If you made it to the end of this essay, I don’t know whether to offer you my congratulations, apologies, or thanks… I suppose some mix of all three would be appropriate.

I do hope, either way, that it made you think a little about who fills the role of “other” in your life – and whether they deserve to be in that role. And maybe stock up on garlic… just in case!

Special Edition: Mikey’s Post-Lent Rant

For those who have lost their brains at some point – perhaps because you forgot to plug it in, or you weren’t getting a good signal, or you left it in your other purse (or are you one of those folks who are still trying to pretend that your brain hasn’t been replaced by your mobile phone???) – yesterday was Easter.

For a huge chunk of the world’s populace, that day is important… either because you agree with the beliefs associated with the day, or because you disagree and want to make a point, or because you’re completely confused and have mixed up Easter with any of a variety of other holidays:

“Easter’s that day when we wear bonnets and multicolored ties to commemorate when Jesus came out of the tomb and saw his shadow, which meant that we’d have six more weeks of ham, stale chocolate bunnies, and lots of egg salad, right?”

For me, it was an important day for another reason as well – it marked the end of Lent. And this year, Lent was much more significant to me than it was in the past. You see, rather than giving up something small, like Diet Coke or chocolate or the musical stylings of Lady Gaga, I chose to make a real, personal sacrifice.

I gave up getting into social/religious/political debates online.

It seemed like a good plan at the time. Even when I first thought of it, I recoiled from the idea like my wife recoils from spiders. It sounded hard – and that fact added to its appeal. If my sacrifice was truly painful for me, then maybe I’d get out of Lent what I’m supposed to… that was the idea.

I had no idea how hard it was actually going to be.

Do you realize how much has happened in the world in the last 40 days??? OH MY WORD!!!

Now that Lent is over, what have I learned? Was this time worthwhile? I think it was. I learned that I’m a little too argumentative. I realized that I don’t have enough empathy when I’m discussing the world with folks. I re-learned that some people have linked their opinions very closely with their self-esteem, and that I should tread a little more gently. And I remembered that while every opinion is not valid or true or logical or even sane, people are allowed to have them.

Hopefully this will lead to a kinder, gentler online presence for Mikey.

But, for right now, I have 40 days of stuff saved up. I have 40 days worth of rants that are threatening to blow my spleen if I don’t release some of that pressure. I have 40 days of comments that have been eating away at my psyche, stripping it to the bone like a school of piranhas in a bad jungle movie, devouring a poor bit part character in order to show that the lead actor’s predicament is indeed dire.

So, as you might imagine, this rant is more for my benefit than yours… if you don’t want to read it, that’s completely understandable. If, however, you, like the majority of Americans, are unable to drive by a traffic accident without twisting your neck like a sadistic owl in the hopes of seeing something more gruesome than your typical day at the office, go ahead and read it. I won’t judge.

A couple of notes: first, these are from the last 40 days, so they may seem a bit dated – and even cryptic if you haven’t kept up with some of the social/religious/political developments in the world. Secondly, they aren’t in any particular order – I wrote them down as I thought of them. Thirdly, if you find yourself disagreeing with me at some point during the course of this rant, I’m guessing that’s kinda the point…

Here it is – Mikey’s Post-Lent Social/Religious/Political Rampage:

1. Pia got voted off. Preteen girls don’t agree with you – and they’re the ones who vote.
2. Glenn Beck. Wow.
3. Maybe folks who are on their 3rd, 4th, or 5th wife shouldn’t preach about preserving the institution of marriage.
4. Why do we care more about the voices in Charlie Sheen’s head than the voices of our middle and lower classes?
5. Pink nail polish doesn’t make you gay any more than eating salmon makes you a grizzly bear.
6. A couple of words for The Donald: he was born in Hawaii, not Kenya… a vote for you as President is the same as asking Dr. Kevorkian to help with a sore throat… and the only reason that someone hasn’t trapped that horrifying warthog on the top of your head is that PETA doesn’t discriminate against ugly animals.
7. I am definitely NOT John Galt – praise the Lord!!
8. Read the book yourself. Don’t take the word of your favorite angry-churchlady-channeling pastor who also hasn’t read the book.
9. If you’re an actor, politician, or UCLA student, remember that the world can read your tweets, see your YouTube postings, and watch you on TV (even if it’s only CSpan!)!!
10. You can’t both preach the virtues of capitalism, AND complain that the NY Times is going to charge for access to its website without sounding like a bonehead.
11. That bonehead in Florida does, in fact, have the right to burn a Qu’ran. But that doesn’t mean he’s not a bonehead.
12. Really, Newt? We’re going to be a secular atheist society dominated by radical Islamists? You don’t see a problem with that statement?
13. Whatever you think of what he may or may not have done, Bradley Manning really does deserve fair treatment.
14. Kobe (and EVERYONE ELSE in the world), it doesn’t really matter what you meant by it… just don’t say that word. Ever.
15. It shouldn’t be surprising to anyone when a politician doesn’t know history – when the people who elected them don’t know history.
16. The “good old days” were only good for a select few people. For a LOT of people, they were really really bad days.
17. Be honest. If you are seriously interested in education reform, then do something to reform education. Don’t cite “education reform” if all you really want to do is break up a union in order to please your corporate donors. If you’re going to choose a few rich over a lot of poor, at least be honest about it.
18. Make sure you know everything about what it means to be a Christian before you go on about what it means to be a Muslim.
19. Math is real. Stop saying that you are doing the “will of the people” if less than 50% agree with you.
20. Math is real. There is a pretty big difference between less than 3%, and more than 90% – and this WAS intended to be a factual statement.
21. Math is real. Getting rid of the Bush tax cuts for the very very few would reduce the deficit more than the current proposal to cut benefits from the very very many. And have you ever noticed that the vast majority of folks who whine the loudest about keeping those cuts are never going to have enough money to benefit from them?
22. Dictionaries are our friends. “Regulation” and “Socialism” are NOT the same thing.
23. Read a book. No one is going to be able to impose Sharia law on you, even if they wanted to. So get over it, and let them build their church.
24. Just because I think bullying is wrong and should immediately be stopped doesn’t mean that I want to turn you gay.
25. Here’s a touchy one: laws against hate speech and abuse aren’t contrary to the 1st Amendment, and laws restricting the availability of ridiculously large ammo clips aren’t contrary to the 2nd Amendment.
26. I know I said it before, but it’s worth repeating. President Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya. If he’d been a white guy named Bob, but with all the other stuff being the same (a foreign student as a father, a mother born in Hawaii, an opinion that we should try to get along with Muslims, a liberal view toward taking care of the non-billionaires, etc.), would there be this ridiculous outcry?
27. The phrase is “I couldn’t care less.” Really. Look it up.
28. When did “educated” and “elitist” become interchangeable words?
29. The slippery slope argument is a logical fallacy. Really.
30. A person can be smart – but for the most part “people” are dumb. Here are three facts to support my hypothesis: 1) polls show that there are a lot of people who agree with Warthog Head’s birther fantasies, 2) another poll showed that a large chunk of the population of Mississippi thinks that interracial marriage should go back to being illegal, and 3) you know that deodorant commercial where Bear Grylls says that remarkable phrase “…and fear is like tasty gravy to a hungry wolf”? Well, in that commercial, after Bear says “put on the meat ponchos”, and we see those poor schmucks running away from a pack of Hollywood stunt wolves, the fine print at the bottom of the screen says Do Not Attempt…Check mate.
31. On one side of the scale, we have Adam Smith’s Invisible Hand. And on the other side of the scale, we have reasonable work hours, safer working conditions, restrictions on child labor, minimum wages, paid vacations, family medical leave, cleaner air and water, Social Security and Medicare, and some protections from discrimination in employment, housing, education, banking, and health care – none of which would have happened under the “invisible hand”. Not a tough choice.
32. This headline is an example of the hilarity that makes me think our entire educational system has completely failed our society: “Sean Hannity Doing Show On Media Bias.”
33. The statement “Christians shouldn’t be interested in social justice” makes as much sense as peanut butter and onion pudding with licorice and liver pilaf.
34. Biased modern historians’ interpretations versus the actual words of the actual people who actually decided to secede… there might be a reason that we’re still fighting the Civil War. Might be worth challenging assumptions and doing some research…
35. Undocumented workers who have jobs (ya know, the ones you think they stole from Americans??) DO pay taxes. Employers withhold from them just like they withhold from the rest of us – the difference: undocumented workers can’t file returns, so they don’t get a refund… Plus they pay sales tax for everything just like the rest of us. Complain about immigration if you feel like you must, but stop whining about taxes.
36. In the moments right before you realize that you are wrong, being wrong feels exactly the same as being right. Try to bear that in mind when you are certain of something.
37. When you doctor up a photo showing President Obama in a family of chimpanzees, just admit that you’re a racist. Don’t say “It’s ok because I have friends who are black.” It’s not.
38. Don’t say stupid things like “Glee” is “shoving the gay thing down our throats”… just change the channel to one that’s shoving the stupid thing down our throats. It’s America.
39. You maybe shouldn’t be surprised that I don’t like Rush Limbaugh when he has said that I am “savage”, “walking human debris”, and “worse than any Nazi secret police”…
40. Hey Facebook, would it really be so hard to come up with a button to push that would not only hide me from all of your existing games, but any new games that might come out in the future?

Whew. I’m glad to get that off my chest.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled surfing… Have a great day!!

On this date – Pi Day Special Bonus

On this date (March 14), we celebrate a serendipitous concurrence of events: it’s Pi Day, and it’s Albert Einstein’s 132nd birthday.

The day of the irrational number, and the hyper-rational theoretical physicist… what could be more perfect?

We have the constant whose value is the ratio of any Euclidean plane circle’s circumference to its diameter – and that has inspired such blonde-joke-quality humor as “Pi r squared? But everybody knows pie are round!”

And we have the man whose last name has become synonymous with genius, and who gave us such witty jewels as “You don’t truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.”

A number that cannot be exactly represented in decimal form, and a scientist who understood more than almost anyone about the true nature of the universe, but who couldn’t grasp the concept of a comb…

Still, maybe Einstein is smart enough to tell me once and for all what the difference is between pie and cobbler… !

On this date (Special Edition)…

On this date, March the 2nd, in 1904,
Was born the Great Geisel, with nicknames galore.

His mom called him Theo when she poured his juice,
But most of us knew Theo as Dr. Seuss!

He spoke of blue fish, cats in hats; with no flinches,
Of dastardly kleptomaniacal Grinches.

Known best for his rhymes, and trisyllabic meters,
He helped make us all into much better readers.

In honor of pachyderms hearing a Who,
We say ‘happy birthday’ and green ham to you!