On this date, March the 2nd, in 1904,
Was born the Great Geisel, with nicknames galore.
His mom called him Theo when she poured his juice,
But most of us knew Theo as Dr. Seuss!
He spoke of blue fish, cats in hats; with no flinches,
Of dastardly kleptomaniacal Grinches.
Known best for his rhymes, and trisyllabic meters,
He helped make us all into much better readers.
In honor of pachyderms hearing a Who,
We say ‘happy birthday’ and green ham to you!
On this date (Special Edition)…